A woman saved her money for months to buy a statue of President Obama. The $1249 statue sat on a bench on her front porch for over a year.
One recent morning, Tiffany Bruce discovered the life sized Obama décor was missing. Tiffany was so upset that she ended up in the hospital with an Obama-statue induced panic attack.
The statue was found days later. It was not found on the golf course, but rather relaxing in a park with a consumed six pack of Twisted Teas and a cigarette. Like the President, the statue also does not have a plan on dealing with ISIS.
The Obama statue is now resting comfortably on Bruce’s porch. She had originally intended to also buy a Hillary statue. But just like many other Americans, Bruce is now rethinking Hillary.
here we are. Right back to the empty chair (Clint Eastwood). N1663R
They have the same plan.
Astronaut training. YEP, taking up space.
Most places have laws against black faced lawn ornaments