Missing F-35 Mystery Highlights the Sad Hilarity of U.S. Defense Spending and Readiness

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If you aren’t on X, you might’ve missed that the United States military lost the most expensive weapon system ever built. Not only did they lose it, but they had to resort to crowdsourcing information to try to find said weapon system.

I watched the news diligently last night, looking for updates and coverage of the missing F-35 Lightning II, only to find little to no mention of the ‘zombie’ aircraft. The event birthed some of the best memes on social media and several hilarious inside jokes on veteran forums, however.

Eventually, debris from the aircraft was discovered in a field not far from the base of origin, and it appears no one was injured or killed this time. However, the entire episode begs some serious questions about managing our defense spending and holding our defense industry accountable.

Return to M. Milley if found

This Sunday, a pilot of an F-35 fighter jet ejected from his aircraft for unknown reasons. The plane was missing until last night when its debris was finally found in a field near Joint Base Charleston in South Carolina. 

Leading up to its discovery, Joint Base Charleston felt the need to ask the public for help finding the aircraft, releasing a phone number for citizens to call with information. When I first saw the notice from the base with the phone number, I had to dive pretty deep because I thought it was a hoax or perhaps a headline from the Babylon Bee – alas, it was not.

Many pondered how on Earth the United States military could lose a fighter jet. Questions that came to mind both on social media and in my own head included:

  • Doesn’t this thing have a tracker or transponder on it?
  • What would someone say if they ‘found’ an F-35 when they call the 1 800 number?
  • How long can a fighter jet fly on its own?
  • Did China hack the fighter jet and fly it to Cuba?
  • Did someone else hack the fighter jet and plan to use it as a missile, a la 9/11 style?
  • Did aliens abduct the fighter jet?

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That last one is just for fun; however, just like with UFO disclosure, the probability that we will find out the truth behind why the pilot ejected and why the military had such a hard time finding the plane will likely remain a mystery.

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A real lemon

If you aren’t a defense nerd like myself, let me introduce you to the F-35 Lightning. Some versions of this Lockheed Martin brainchild can take off and land vertically and hover in place in addition to having advanced stealth capabilities. 

The stealth aspect provided copious puns, noting that perhaps the fighter jet is too stealthy even for the Pentagon. One F-35 will cost you about $80 million, not including the maintenance and upgrades required. 

The Government Accountability Office estimates the entire F-35 program to cost about $1.7 trillion, which includes the program’s purchasing, operating, and sustainment costs, making the F-35 the single most expensive weapons program ever. It’s also the worst weapons program, in this Airman’s opinion.

By my count, this crash puts the F-35 at eight total crashes since its inception. While it sounds like a cool military toy, it’s been grounded for various issues, including not being able to deliver oxygen to pilots and also being incapable of flying within 25 miles of, wait for it… lightning. 

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That’s right, the F-35 Lightning is just like my kids, scared of thunderstorms. Two years ago, the New York Times called the program a “boondoggle,” and most of DC admits it’s a terrible investment.

However, that hasn’t stopped Congress from pouring more money into the fighters, with Canada, Germany, and Japan also buying F-35s from Lockheed. When you are one of only a few big boys in town, you don’t need to worry about business hurting if you produce a crap product.

It’s not just the plane

The F-35 is terrible, but if you pay closer attention, it’s more than just this particular weapons system having issues. Acting Commandant for the Marine Corps General Eric Smith has directed all Marine Corps aviation units to conduct a two-day “pause in operations” or what we veterans would call “down days.” 

The goal of the two days is to discuss aviation safety matters and best practices, as the following statement from the Marine Corps explains:

“This stand-down is being taken to ensure the service is maintaining operational standardization of combat-ready aircraft with well-prepared pilots and crews.”

This latest crash is the third Class-A aviation mishap in just six weeks. A Class-A mishap involves property damage of at least $2.5 million or loss of life.

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Last month, a F/A-18 Hornet crashed in San Diego, killing the pilot. A few days later, an MV-22B Osprey crashed in Australia, killing three Marines. 

Both incidents are still under investigation, but it begs the question: are our weapon systems all bad, or are our pilots unsafe? It could be a mixture of both, which should keep you up at night. 

Nothing to see here

The United States spends more on defense than the following ten countries combined: China, Russia, India, Saudi Arabia, the United Kingdom, Germany, France, Japan, South Korea, and Ukraine. This week, the House of Representatives is trying to pass an $826 billion defense bill.

Those causing speed bumps to this plan are being shamed by neocons and Democrats, claiming they don’t care about the troops or national security. But I would argue they probably care more than any other group in DC.

Let’s take a trip down memory lane and look at the Department of Defense’s recent performance report:

  • The Pentagon failed its fifth consecutive audit, only accounting for 39% of $3.5 trillion in assets
  • Pentagon leaders claimed there was evidence the Afghan government would hold out 
  • General Mark Milley underestimated Ukrainian military, stating they’d fall in 72 hours
  • The DOD “missed” Chinese spy balloons during Trump administration
  • Pentagon discovered $6.2 billion accounting error for Ukraine

But sure, let’s keep making it rain taxpayer dollars on an organization that has become adept at failing.

Joint Base Charleston officials said last night after the debris field was found:

“This mishap is currently under investigation, and we are unable to provide additional details to preserve the integrity of the investigative process.”

I’m sure, let me guess – no real answers will be divulged, but more money will be spent on the F-35 Lightning. This nation’s downfall will be our abdication to wanna-be war heroes and hawks on the Hill. 

In the meantime, the Pentagon should talk to Apple and see if they can get a feature like Find My Plane – it might mitigate future embarrassments. 

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4 thoughts on “Missing F-35 Mystery Highlights the Sad Hilarity of U.S. Defense Spending and Readiness”

  1. Ben Colder

    I think the reason the pilot bailed out is they never taught him how to land the thing things being as they are with the military. They probably taught him how to be woke and maybe when it was time to teach him to land they sent him to a drag show and he missed the landing class.

  2. Michael

    Defense spending more money and time on sensitivity training. Forcing soldiers to train in high heels and other BS stuff. The recruitment videos are a joke as well and makes our foes laugh at us

  3. Doug Mayfield

    Thank you for the article. You’re a veteran. I am not. But I must take issue with some of what you say. Yes. The US spends more on defense than a bunch of countries combined. But that includes nasty tyrannical scum, enemies who would attack and destroy us in an instant if they thought they could get away with it. In effect, we have to spend enough to prevent war which means that we have to spend way more than other countries around the world because no other country in the free world can or will do it. To rephrase, should we leave defending us and rest of the free world to the UK? Germany? ROTFLMAO. We’d all be glowing radioactive rubble in a single instant. Does this mean I favor waste? Of course not. I hate waste and spent a good deal of my working life preventing that in medical care which is no mean trick. But given the nature of those who govern us, waste is inevitable in government spending, which is why we should be reducing, cutting, hell, taking an ax to non defense spending and in my view, to face up to the various threats including the gorilla in the room, China, increasing defense spending sharply. And yes, there would be more waste but some of it would get through usefully. Regarding the incident with the F 35, yes, truly embarrassing for all involved. But I remember reading Chuck Yeager’s biography in which he talks about naming streets at Edwards AFB for test pilots killed while developing jet fighters. Then they stopped doing that because they ran out of streets. My point? From a civilian outsider’s point of view, it seems that developing weapons systems is inherently virulently messy and fraught with repeated painful failures to get through to what you perhaps naively said you wanted in the first place. Then again let’s hope the embarrassment spurs the F 35 people do better.

  4. John Acord

    The Petagon’s Army War College released a report stating that a war in Europe with Russia would cost about 3700 casualties a day and require the reintroduction of conscription. That’s 120,000 casualties a month and 1.5 million a year. Get your hands around that one!

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