President Donald Trump’s war against Elizabeth “Pocahontas” Warren’s alleged Native American heritage reached its conclusion today when Warren proved once and for all that she’s a Native American. Or put more accurately, she “proved” that she’s – maybe – 1/1024th, or 0.098% Native American. Maybe. Now, President Donald Trump has responded with just the kind of mockery you’d expect.
“Who cares?”
Indeed, Mr. President.
“I hope she’s running for president because I think she’d be very easy,” Trump said. “I hope that she is running. I do not think she’ll be difficult at all. She’ll destroy the country. She’ll make the country into Venezuela. With that being said, I don’t want to say bad things about her because I hope she would be one of the people that would get through the process. It’s going to be a long process for the Democrats.”
The timing of Warren releasing a DNA test (which she previously refused to take) raises the simple question of “why?” The leading theory is that it’s in anticipation of a future Presidential run in 2020. Since Trump always refers to Warren as “Pocahontas,” she knows that her lies about her heritage will be a central criticism Trump lobs at her. It’s unclear why she thought proving she’s – maybe – 1/1024th Native would dispel her lie.
Believe it or not, there is a chorus of liberals pretending (or maybe they really are serious) that this actually does prove Warren was right after all. While Warren – again, may – be 0.098% Native, the average European American is 0.18% native. In other words, the average white person you see on the street is nearly twice as Native American as Elizabeth Warren. Who knew we were all minorities now?
Elizabeth Warren lying about being an Indian and then pushing a bogus DNA test to try and prove it is my favorite political story of all time. It perfectly encapsulates today’s Democrats. The absurd identity politics, the lies, the media’s lack of interest. All of it.
— Jesse Kelly (@JesseKellyDC) October 15, 2018
I mean, just LOOK at them running cover for her. No fact checking. No integrity. Just circle the wagons because a Democrat is in trouble again. Thank God we have people like @seanmdav to expose them. pic.twitter.com/llXIeoDROj
— Jesse Kelly (@JesseKellyDC) October 15, 2018
“10th generation”
Hey guys, Elizabeth Warren’s ancestor fought the Spanish conquistadors!
— Jesse Kelly (@JesseKellyDC) October 15, 2018
Try to imagine what the media would do to a Republican who said he was black, only to find out he’s POTENTIALLY 0.0009% black. It would be wall to wall coverage. He’d be mocked on every late night show. Weird how that’s not happening to Warren. That’s all.
— Jesse Kelly (@JesseKellyDC) October 15, 2018
Hilariously, South Park managed to see the future and parody this whole ordeal over a year ago:
And remember; statistically speaking, Trump is probably more Native American than Elizabeth Warren.
