If they have to pull a Weekend at Bernie’s for Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg, then liberals are going to do it.
After a couple of crushing Supreme Court defeats – Gorsuch and soon to be Kavanaugh – the left is anxious to stop the bleeding … by donating their organs.
Talk about dedication.
Following news that the Notorious RBG vowed to stay active on the court for another five years, a thinly veiled attempt to prevent President Trump from nominating another conservative, liberals began reaching out and offering to donate their organs to keep her going.
Ginsburg, whose most prominent contribution to the Supreme Court in recent memory is her ability to get sauced on wine, fall asleep at the State of the Union, and become a viral meme, as a result, says she’s sticking around until the age of 90.
“I’m now 85,” Ginsburg said this past Sunday. “My senior colleague, Justice John Paul Stevens, he stepped down when he was 90, so think I have about at least five more years.”
She’s going to have to do a lot of these …
“I think I have at least 5 more years” — Ruth Bader Ginsburg, 7/29/18 pic.twitter.com/ztkZKIxefq
— Julie Cohen (@FilmmakerJulie) July 30, 2018
… but we have little doubt the two-time cancer survivor will continue to keep herself in shape. Most of us can only dream of being able to do her workout at the age of 85.
To be on the safe side though, liberals are so desperate to prevent Trump from gaining another nomination on the highest court in the land, that they’ve offered to donate their organs to Ginsburg.
The notorious RBG says she expects to stay on the Supreme Court for the next 5 years, so her supporters are offering to donate their organs as tribute to make sure that happens. https://t.co/moTP7VnjBQ
— Rachel Dzanashvili (@rachel_dz) July 30, 2018
Of course, we’re pretty sure they’re being facetious, but the overall hysteria you just know is behind these offers makes it all the more hilarious.
It’s true … the offers came pouring in:
Dear Justice Ginsberg, I am so happy to hear that you’re going to serve until you’re 90. If you need any organs during that time or any blood donations ( I am A+) I’m your girl. ❤️❤️❤️
— Suzanne Iorio (@Suzann1111) July 30, 2018
is there a way to change my organ donor status to “please give Ruth Bader Ginsburg dibs on these?”
— Kat Turk (@turkish_gothic) July 30, 2018
Then there was this individual who promised their organs even if they were still alive at the time she might need them.
I have changed my organ donor status so that now all of my organs go to Ruth Bader Ginsberg EVEN IF I AM STILL ALIVE.
We need her now more than ever
I love you RBG.
— Planet Resist (@PlanetResist) July 10, 2018
Desperation is a sad thing to watch. Just kidding, sad liberals are actually quite entertaining.
The Notorious RBG garnered headlines this past summer when she blasted Trump as “a faker” before offering an opinion on his political expediency and tax returns.
The comments led House Speaker Paul Ryan to call Ginsberg “inherently biased.”
Trump himself responded to the comments calling on Ginsburg to resign and added, “her mind is shot.”
That was in 2016. She just might need that mind transplanted by the time another five years have passed.
Problem is, liberals can’t donate what they don’t have.
