How long before we hear about the bathtub being a racist, misogynist, xenophobic, deplorable who forces women to vote a certain way?
Further details have emerged about Hillary Clinton’s latest nerve-wracking foray into the world of accomplishing mundane tasks.
As was reported previously, Clinton was forced to cancel several scheduled visits in the city of Jodhpur, India, after sustaining a wrist injury.
Initial signs pointed to the injury simply being a sprain, one that may have been sustained during a harrowing journey down some stairs in which the former First Lady slipped twice and had to be propped up by two men for the remainder of the descent.
Thank God CNN explained to me how Hillary being in bad health was just a “conspiracy theory,” otherwise I might question why she’s totally incapable of walking down stairs even while being supported by two men. 😐 pic.twitter.com/2ekGFE7alB
— Paul Joseph Watson (@PrisonPlanet) March 13, 2018
Reports now indicate the source of the injury wasn’t this particular fall(s) at all, and the severity of the injury was worse than thought.
The former presidential candidate allegedly fractured her wrist after slipping in a bathtub at the palace where she was staying in Jodhpur.
A CT scan and x-ray administered by the local hospital confirmed the hairline fracture after Clinton’s pain grew worse after the slip, according to a Times of India report.
I wish no malice on Hillary Clinton. Instead, I hope she heals swiftly from her two slips on stairs at the Jahaz Mahal & her fractured wrist from slipping in the bathtub. https://t.co/dqxlaorzll#FridayFeeling
— #ThePersistence (@ScottPresler) March 16, 2018
DNA India’s report of Hillary’s trip to the south Asian country says it all.
“Hillary Clinton is not having a good trip to India, health-wise,” they wrote. “On Monday, Clinton had fallen on the steps of a mosque in Madhya Pradesh. On Tuesday … (she) fractured her wrist after she slipped in the bathtub of Umaid Bhawan Palace, Jodhpur, Rajasthan.”
As always, we’re a silver-lining kind of publication and would note that at least Clinton’s inability to do basic tasks is taking the focus off of the dumb things that came out of her mouth earlier in the India trip.
“You know, you didn’t like black people getting rights, you don’t like women, you know, getting jobs,” she famously said. “You don’t want, you know, to see that Indian American succeeding more than you are.”
Apparently, that bathtub didn’t want to see an American woman succeeding either.
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