Sympathy for the Devil? More like sympathy for Hillary.
Liberalism is a godless political ideology. Yet Hillary Clinton, that mammon-obsessed failure of a presidential candidate, has claimed to be a Methodist for decades.
And it’s because of her professed faith that the Church of Satan has rejected her as a potential congregant and preacher.
After reports that Hillary was considering becoming a preacher as a way to fill her time now that she’s unemployed, someone snarked on Twitter that she was already running the Church of Satan.
Well, the Church of Satan responded and denied all Clinton involvement!
Hallelujah! Crooked Hillary Reportedly Wants To Be A Preacher Now https://t.co/GVKsBDRah8
— Jim Hoft (@gatewaypundit) August 8, 2017
No, she's a Methodist. Take it up with them.
— The Church Of Satan (@ChurchofSatan) August 8, 2017
Well, would you look at that!
Even the Church of Satan won’t deign to take Hillary as a member.
You know things are bad when the Dark Lord himself doesn’t want your company.
And here I always figured Hillary was a friend of the Devil. Guess I was mistaken.
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