Question: Is Chelsea Clinton capable of opening her mouth without humiliating herself?
I’m skeptical.
From denying her mother’s heinous record in politics to getting schooled by women sexually abused by her father, the apple of the Clintons’ predatory eyes is a proven failure at making zingers on social media.
The latest Chelsea bumbling was in reaction to a joke made by White House strategist Steve Bannon. When asked why Press Secretary Sean Spicer will step down from doing televised briefings, Bannon joked that Spicer had gotten “fatter.”
When asked why press briefings are now held off camera, Steve Bannon said "Sean got fatter." Pathetic & undemocratic https://t.co/sVM1R5iH9e pic.twitter.com/LkwFfQDhlm
— Brian Klaas (@brianklaas) June 20, 2017
Liberals, as always, took offense to a joke that had nothing to do with them. But then Chelsea had to weigh in. Here’s her flaming hot take:
The White House using fat shaming to justify increased opacity. 2017. https://t.co/pWqupoAOXu
— Chelsea Clinton (@ChelseaClinton) June 20, 2017
Clearly, the joke flew over Chelsea’s already empty head. Are we seriously not allowed to make jokes about people’s weight anymore without getting tut-tutted by a nagging girl like Chelsea Clinton?
Apparently not. Even though it’s painfully apparent that Bannon was joking about Spicer’s waistline, Clinton stepped in it anyway, and kept stomping.
One person called the Clinton daughter out, only to have Chelsea respond with more ignorance:
PR-managed response from the humor-impaired left
It was a joke https://t.co/EeUucx2P91
— Jim Hanson (@Uncle_Jimbo) June 20, 2017
Hi Jim! Just me as I was standing in line @Starbucks earlier. Fat shaming isn't a joke I find funny. Ever. https://t.co/cKIJR3UDnl
— Chelsea Clinton (@ChelseaClinton) June 20, 2017
Yes, because I’m supposed to believe the easily recognizable daughter of a living president was standing inconspicuously in line at Starbucks waiting for her Unicorn frappa-whatever.
But seriously, what’s the world coming to when you can’t make innocent jokes without receiving a stern scolding from a children’s book author who is only famous because her father was president and her loser mother tried and failed to reach the Oval Office?
As The Political Insider’s Rusty Weiss points out, Democrats have no issue ripping people for their weight when that target is Donald Trump:
Oh @clairecmc – The humor police would like a word with you…
https://t.co/4Q1qXRx3Ru— The Mental Recession (@rustyweiss74) June 20, 2017
The D women Senators have talked & we're concerned about Donald's weight. Campaign stress? We think a public daily weigh-in is called for.
— Claire McCaskill (@clairecmc) September 28, 2016
Color me shocked and surprised.
Here’s some free advice, Chelsea: get off Twitter. You’re not witty. You’re not pithy. You’re not funny. You’re not even coherent.
Please, save the American people a headache and quit trying to pick fights so that you can someday run for office.
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