In the age of the “resistance” against Donald Trump, a handful of liberals are starting their own fight clubs (and violating the first rule of fight club in advertising it). While they may claim to be “training” to protect themselves from the elusive violent Trump supporter who exists only in their head, it’s more likely that they’re training to cause violence.
After all, all the political violence of the past year has exclusively been in one direction: against the right.
But worry not. Take a look at the “training” these liberals are going through to fight the “fascists,” and you’ll have to restrain yourself to prevent bursting into laughter.
Watch below:
Meet @Haymakerchi, the self-defense training collective behind a new anti-racist gym coming to Chicago: https://t.co/TQrwnsHmIo pic.twitter.com/nhtkPbP2SS
— Unicorn Riot (@UR_Ninja) June 22, 2017
The response has been overwhelmingly negative to the group, with most simply mocking them.
Oh my god, I'm crying.. HILARIOUS!!
What's the training uniform: bubble wrap, a balaclava and a bike lock?
Is the dojo a safe space?
— ★The INTOLERABLE Oz★ (@Angry_Oz_Geek) June 23, 2017
https://twitter.com/ShariaRises/status/878407732256223235
everyone is welcome except people who might actually teach us how to defend ourselves properly
— Ted Cortez (@TedTheCortez) June 23, 2017
This is a joke, right? I'm out of shape and have no fighting training and Im pretty sure I could take these guys out just by looking at them
— Travis Kreber (@TravisKreber) June 24, 2017
Thank God there is no actual fascist threat in this country. If these people were our only line of defense, we’d all be screwed.
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