This story hilariously explains just why millennials should never try to mess with retired people. It’s too funny! You have to read this….
Yesterday I was at Costco buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for my loyal pet, Watson, the Wonder Dog. I was in the check-out line when a young woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
What did she think I had, an elephant?
So because I’m retired and have little to do, on impulse, I told her that no, I didn’t have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn’t do it again because I ended up in the hospital last time. But, I’d lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices, and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a Perfect Diet. The way that it works is, you fill your pants pockets with Purina Nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete, (certified), so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.)
Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me.
I told her no, I had stopped to pee on a fire hydrant, and a car hit me.
I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard.
Costco won’t let me shop there anymore.
You better watch what you ask retired people.
You know what they say… Ask a silly question, get a silly answer.
LOL that is classic!
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Hahahaha I haven’t laughed so hard in a long time!! My retired husband likes to mess with people too so when we kept getting the same number calling our house time after time & telling that “no, no one named Don lived there” after a few months he finally said “sorry you probably should try the State penitentiary, Don is a permanent guest there.” Needless to say that was the last call we got asking for Don. Lol.
I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!
Oh, yes!
I have shared this with the idea of brightening the day for my friends who love to laugh at the millennials, and this will certainly get a laugh.
ALL I CAN POST OMG- LMAO – ROTF
Watch out for us old folks. Many of us do not have dementia or Alzheimer’s D. We have full control of our faculties, plus experience – great combination,
Hahahaha I haven’t laughed so hard in a long time!! My retired husband likes to mess with people too so when we kept getting the same number calling our house time after time & telling that “no, no one named Don lived there” after a few months he finally said “sorry you probably should try the State penitentiary, Don is a permanent guest there.” Needless to say that was the last call we got asking for Don. Lol.
I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!
Oh, yes!
I have shared this with the idea of brightening the day for my friends who love to laugh at the millennials, and this will certainly get a laugh.
ALL I CAN POST OMG- LMAO – ROTF
Watch out for us old folks. Many of us do not have dementia or Alzheimer’s D. We have full control of our faculties, plus experience – great combination,