Sean Hannity Renames CNN the ‘S***Hole Network’

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Perhaps it’s their penchant for reporting fake news on a near-daily basis. Perhaps it’s because they enjoy saying the word over and over again. Or perhaps it’s just plain accurate.

Either way, Fox News host Sean Hannity has a new nickname for CNN – and they’re not going to like it.

Hannity warned the rival network, formerly known as the Clinton News Network, that he’d be rebranding them during his broadcast.

“Tick tock,” he wrote.

Hannity delivered in spades, announcing that CNN will forevermore be known as the “The S***hole Network.”

Hey, if the shoe s*** fits, wear it, CNN. And it most definitely fits.

CNN was so mortified by President Trump using the phrase ‘s***hole’ that they then proceeded to use the same curse word 195 times in the 24 hours that followed.

Yes, somebody actually did count.

That number didn’t even take into account the many times CNN placed the word in their chyrons or on their screen in some other capacity.

Here’s a double shot courtesy of Chris Cuomo:

The new name clearly works as an appropriate description of their reports over the last several days.

It also works as a descriptor of their level of journalism in general. CNN ‘took home’ four out of the eleven Fake News Awards handed out by President Trump earlier this week.

Here’s a quick roundup of the network’s winning efforts …

  • “CNN FALSELY reported that candidate Donald Trump and his son Donald J. Trump, Jr. had access to hacked documents from WikiLeaks.”
  • “CNN FALSELY edited a video to make it appear President Trump defiantly overfed fish during a visit with the Japanese prime minister. Japanese prime minister actually led the way with the feeding.”
  • “CNN FALSELY reported about Anthony Scaramucci’s meeting with a Russian, but retracted it due to a ‘significant breakdown in process.’”
  • “CNN FALSELY reported that former FBI Director James Comey would dispute President Trump’s claim that he was told he is not under investigation”

That’s quite a s***ty resume.

“Congratulations CNN, you’ve done more than enough to earn your new nickname: the sh-hole network/fake news network,” Hannity said as he rebranded the network. “Keep up the good work.”

And by ‘good’ he means …

What do you think about Hannity’s new nickname for CNN? Share your thoughts below!

By Rusty Weiss

Rusty Weiss has been covering politics for over 15 years. His writings have appeared in the Daily Caller, Fox... More about Rusty Weiss

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