Pair of Obscure Polls Successful in the Past Suggest Trump On His Way to Victory

A pair of obscure and rather unscientific polls with high success rates in the past seem to be pointing to a victory for President Trump.

We present these purely for entertainment purposes, not as an actual prediction on our behalf.

A Halloween store in St. Louis has provided indications of the next winner every election dating back to 1984 based on sales of their presidential candidate masks.

Ed Brock, the owner of Johnnie Brock’s Dungeon, reports that Trump masks outsold those of Hillary Clinton in 2016, despite the obvious scare factor.

“Sixty-six percent of the sales of masks — political masks between the two, Biden and Trump — 66% are Trump and 34% are Biden,” Brock told NBC 5.

“What this is showing me is that if it stands, if this formula stands, that Trump will win this election,” he explained.

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Cookie Poll Predicts Trump Victory

If Halloween masks aren’t enough scientific proof for you then may we suggest … cookies?

A cookie poll conducted by a Pennsylvania bakery has predicted the last three elections correctly – and this year they’re saying Trump will come out on top.

Kathleen Lochel, owner of Lochel Bakery, told Fox News that cookies made celebrating the President are outpacing Biden’s by a nearly 6-to-1 rate.

“We’ve sold about 28,000 [Trump] cookies to 5,000 [of Biden’s],” she reported. “By the end of today’s sales, knowing the orders we have, [Trump cookie sales] should probably approach 29,000.”

Trump-themed cookies are “vastly” outselling their Biden-themed counterparts, Fox News reports, “with some customers driving from neighboring states in order to get their hands on the treats.”

Another bakery in Houston, Texas, is seeing the same results with their cookies.

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Kayleigh McEnany Predicts a Landslide

White House press secretary Kayleigh McEnany predicted earlier today that Trump would defeat Biden in a landslide.

“Our campaign believes that tonight will be a landslide,” McEnany said during an interview on “Fox & Friends.”

Was she basing this on the cookie/mask polls? We’re kidding.

Many respectable polls are indicating Biden holds a lead nationally and in several key swing states.

Those same polls predicted a Trump defeat during the last presidential election cycle as well.

President Hillary Clinton suggests they may need to be taken with a grain of salt.

Rusty Weiss

Rusty Weiss is a freelance writer focusing on the conservative movement and its political agenda. He has been following and analyzing the political climate for several years, and his writings have appeared in the Daily Caller, FoxNews.com and more.

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