If you are white and live in America, President Barack Obama and the race baiters know you are GUILTY of something. And you should be ashamed. Simply by existing, you are racist.
And if you’re Christian, oppose gay marriage, and own a gun? You’re racist multiple times over.
Ryan Koch from Des Moines, IA knows this, which is why he launched a HILARIOUS petition on Change.org which demands the popular restaurant chain Cracker Barrel to change its name to… CAUCASIAN BARREL.
That’s because in today’s politically correct world, we must stay away from racial stereotypes in names. Just like the left is angry about the Washington “Redskins,” Ryan is going to battle for caucasians at this delicious family restaurant.
From the petition website (H/T: YoungCons):
I say all of us European Americans start protesting C****er Barrel. It uses an offensive slur and it is deeply offensive and mocks our long and proud heritage.
The name is offensive, their logo stereotypes European Americans as people who sit on chairs and lean against what appears to be a bourbon barrel, claiming we are all a bunch of alcoholics. Sure, they’ll SAY it’s a “cracker” barrel but everyone knows crackers don’t come in barrels, they come in bags and boxes!
Change the name C****er Barrel to Caucasian Barrel. After all, white people should have something to be offended by, too!
With so much sad news in the headlines today, thank you Ryan for making us all laugh! Unlike liberals, conservatives have a sense of humor… That’s because we have a firm grip on reality and aren’t hyper-sensitive about the world around us.
Just reading this makes me hungry for some Cracker… I mean Caucasian Barrel chicken… I haven’t been out in the sun recently…. and white meat and mashed potatoes both match my skin color.
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OMG people this was joke, it isn’t reality geez.
Saltine crackers were sold in barrels years ago. Who thinks up this race baiting bull?
How about Nigga Barrel?
a satirical attack on the SJWs who are ashamed of being white and those ‘others’ who are filled with hate.
Thanks Obama, for demonstrating you are no more than we expected of you, a small minded activist with grand plans of demeaning everyone who doesn’t agree with you. You had a chance, as the first black president to unite and build a better America…. you failed….miserably.
How about Barrel of Monkeys………naw that won’t work……back the PC Drawing Board.
REALLY PEOPLE come on this crap is getting out of hand i agree stop and go back to school oh wait you did and you didn’t learn any thing look it up they did come in a barrel
LOL crackers did use to come in barrels. Do your research. That’s were the name comes from.
I think that is no reason to change the name of cracker barrel just because of the Sign you see when you pass the restaurant Some people should weary more about real thing’s than what a restaurant does and who cares they awesome food great family values trying to just be about that nothing more . Find something else to change their other things to do than start making dum changes on what people think of food Chang’s & what we eat , drink , watch ,do with our free time not mean people have free time that’s what I think of all about that .
Dane I know a lady from Republic of Georgia near Caucasian Mtns. She is dark skinned not WHITE with black hair.
It was a joke. Just a joke.
I LOVE CHICKEN. DOES THAT MAKE ME A RACIST?
I love chicken, watermelon, ribs, greens, and other types of “soul food”, does this make me a racist?
the right is officially starting to run out of material…
I may be white but I am NOT Caucasian. I did not come from the Causasus Mountains. I would rather be a cracker!
This is about the dumbest thing I have heard yet. Where do people come up with all this moronic garbage. I for one like the Cracker Barrel and will continue to stop and eat at Cracker Barrel. All I can say to Ryan Koch and all the rest that support this idiotic petition is to paraphrase Flo from Mels Diner, “Kiss my Grits”.
Morons with moronic minds come up with moronic ideas!
THIS is DICTATORSHIP!
Marxists and Black Racists trying to DICTATE to USA!
THEY can all drop dead!
What a funny :0. It sounds so PC as if a liberal would make an issue of the name Cracker Barrel. I eat there frequently Some libs just don’t get it.
I have posted this other places but crackers did once come in barrels. The barrel was a staple of the old timey country store and thats where thier name comes from.
This is so stupid and ignorant. A cracker is something we eat with cheese, soup , or chili. Have we lost our common sense as Americans. Come on America how much stupidier are you going to get.
Don’t laugh too quickly, do you remember Sambo’s? Good pancakes but bad “optics” even for the 60’s!
lol roflmao this is funny lets sue there asses
I’m tired of those negros calling me a cracker and just think that damn cafe is calling us a bunch of lazy crackers too,damn Im offended.
OK, society has really gone insane. All these “insulted” people crying about one thing or another….. I say we should ban the words “White” and “Black.” Both words are racist and insult me. I want those words forever removed from every book, dictionary, movie, every mouth and every thought. The penalty for uttering one of these words should be Tar and Feathers.
Geez people…..get a life.
Okay, we will replace the words “white” and “black” with “blanco” and “negro”
I hope this in jest but I myself am really tired of all shis bulls**t and that is what it is. If not..he must be young because my GrandMother had a “cracker” barrel in her store back in 30’s & 40’s and it had crackers in it. That was what it was for. Really.
Chip, you are so wrong on one thing, saying you believe in GOD in prison, does not help you with parole.
I know Ryan s doing this tongue in cheek and mostly to point out the absurdity of what the black people are attempting to do to our country. They are doing what they are doing because they can and no one has the guts enough to stand up to these idiotic, deliberate vengeful actions. I’ve heard and seen the most hateful things come from “churchie people” banging drums and hollering “Praise the LORD”. That has to displease HIM more than anything.
First of all I’m offended by being called European American. I’m not European American I’m white American. I know almost nothing about Europe and don’t care to. My family history goes deep into American history so please stop calling white Americans European Americans
Blacks who were born and raised in USA are NOT Afro Americans! They are Afro wannabes!
If they want to be Africans they should be deported to Africa to live like Africans live in huts!
LOL, I never had problem being called a cracker even though no one in my family was a slave owner. Shows you how whiny people can be. Stupid PC Police.
If this confederate flag is upsetting so many. Why hasn’t anyone band ISIS flags flying in this country?
I am amused…heh…heh….heh. And Redskins are peanuts. Don’t get me started on “niggardly.”
I’m an American, not European American, Japanese American, nor African American, but just a plain American country boy who is offended by having to press 1 for English, I’m offended because someone finds my God offensive and had him removed from schools, but it’s still allowed in prisons (where if you allow Christ into your life and follow his word, you have a better chance of parole), maybe if we had God and prayers in schools there wouldn’t be an overcrowding of prisons. I’m offended by people who have no basic history knowledge and want a flag that has flown in this country for over a hundred years and now find it offensive because its a symbol of slavery? Seriously?? It was the American flag, the Stars and Stripes that flew on the ships that brought the slaves to this country, not the Confederate flag!! I’m offended that someone has no idea what a cracker barrel really is and wants to change a national food chains name just because of the word cracker. I’m offended that the person some elected as a leader of this once great country, bows down in front of leaders of other countries. I’m offended that the White House was lit up in rainbow colors, but not red, white and blue on the 4th of July. I could go on, but I’m sure I’m not the only person who is tired of people coming into this country and wanting to change the things that they don’t like or is against their religion. I for one bow to no man or woman and never will and like my country the way it was when I was young. When you could leave your windows and doors open and leave with no fear that your neighbor was going to rob you blind, first thing every school day we said the Pledge of Allegiance, gas was cheap, people had manners and would go out of their way to help someone. Ok I’m done ranting. I’m sure someone will have a problem with what I’ve said, so do your self a favor and save the keystrokes, simply because I don’t care to read what you have to say because you’re probably one of the people I’m talking about in the first place.
Chip you are right on, I grew up in a America that was the greatest country in the world. Proud to be a American. Like you I remember never locking the doors and never had to worry about offending anyone and being called a racist. Now I don’t recognize this America, we’re being ripped apart from the inside out.
Chip, it’s very sad that you cannot see past your own blind ignorance. The simple fact of the matter is that in the end all of us who live in America are American. Not just the white Christians. You have to understand and respect that fact. You are offended that people who do not speak English have an opportunity to be given the same services as you? Hmm it’s almost as if the idea of being equal to another human being upsets you, and that is truly sad.
The hilarious idea that somehow the Christian God should be forced upon people who do not believe in Him is equally disturbing. I am a Christian, but I can accept the fact that there are people who are not, and thus I see nothing wrong with giving them the same respect in regards to beliefs as I would expect. And the preposterous idea that removing God from schools is directly related to the incarceration rate as opposed to a clearly corrupt system is unbelievably ignorant.
The Confederate flag is traitorous. Surely an “American” like yourself should be able to see and understand that. Therefore what place does it have flying above our state’s capital buildings? Not to mention it is absolutely offensive to those whose ancestors were enslaved while that flag flew.
Your sense of American superiority is a primary reason why America is despised by other countries. We are no better or worse than any other human being on this planet. We are all created by God, and therefore acting as though we have a certain level of superiority to uphold is abhorrent.
Go ahead and ignore this reply if you truly wish, but if you do read it, I hope you realize that you are walking down a path of intolerance, hate, and ignorance. You are not a bad person for what you believe, but do not try to claim Christianity if you truly profess the ideals you have stated in your comment.
Jeremy: What you have written has so many holes and flaws that actually they’re not worth pointing them out to you because you are obviously
one of those ignorant, mindless, idiots that think you have it all figured out when you have nothing figured out. Chip said nothing about forcing our GOD upon any one. I figure it this way, you think you’re a Christian? Great. You don’t believe in GOD? Your misfortune, but, you’re right to that thought. Read Chip’s writing again and see if you can conjure up enough intelligence to discuss it intellectually, per what he wrote.
Oh classic response. Tell me about the “flaws and holes” in my response, please. You cannot just claim that I don’t know what I’m talking about and then not actually debate like a grown up. Judging by your other comments I can surmise that you are an ignorant, racist moron who thinks black people are ruining this country, because of course you do. Complaining about the “removal of God” in schools is pointless and stupid. Of course people are allowed to believe what they want, as it should be, what does that have to do with anything?
As far as the Confederate flag argument. It too is also stupid. The United States should absolutely be held accountable for all the atrocities it has committed. But the Confederate flag was flown by people who fought to keep slavery alive.
What did I not comprehend in Chip’s rambling? The gay lights shining on the White House? The lack of red, white, and blue lights on the 4th of July? Please tell me.
That is hilarious!!!
Okay, okay we should change the name of PREMIUM CRACKERS TO…PREMIUM(THE BEST) SALTINES, otherwise, non-whites will think that is being racist because whites are saying they are the best!!! plus, it also puts whites above everyone else because PREMIUM CRACKERS are also labeled as ORIGINAL!!!
I’d like to throw in the Carolina Panthers changing their trademark from the black panther since we all know the group known as the Black Panthers is extremely racist!
As a matter of fact, I don’t, like the words “white meat” when carving a turkey on Thanksgiving.In fact Thanksgiving itself is a racist word. It conjures up The words “Indian and White man” as they celebrated.