Michelle Obama Won’t Go Away – Now She Will Be on TV

**UPDATE**

In addition to an upcoming TV appearance, Michelle and Barack Obama have just hired two top-dollar attorneys to help them rake in millions of dollars in speaking fees and book deals.

If you thought Michelle Obama’s days of judging children’s food choices was over, think again!

The Obamas haven’t even been out of the White House a month and already Michelle is forcing her way back onto our television screens. She will appear as a guest judge on the fifth season of Gordon Ramsay’s MasterChef Junior on Fox, according to Newsbusters.

Yes, Michelle Obama, former fat-shamer in chief, she of the wasted vegetables and inedible school lunches, just won’t leave kids alone. She’s going to be on Masterchef, Jr.  hosted by culinary psychopath Gordon Ramsay and joined by the likes of Martha Stewart.

You gotta feel for the kids. If Masterchef Jr. is anything like other kid cooking competition shows, they’re already disturbingly maladjusted. Ramsey screams at people for a living, Martha Stewart ran a commercial empire like Vlad Putin runs a country, and Michelle O. has made food disapproval chic.

Michelle is probably the worst person to have judging a kid’s cooking competition. As I’m sure you know, students HATE HATE HATE HATE the food that was included in her awful mandated school lunch program. The woman has no idea what kids like. The contest’s winner will probably be the kid who puts a couple carrots and lettuce on a plate for her.

Awful! This is one show I will definitely NOT be watching! Why won’t the Obamas just go away and leave us alone?

What do you think – should Michelle Obama be judging a kids’ cooking competition? Sound off in the comments below!

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