Science has done it! They’ve solved one of the universe’s greatest mysteries.
Not how the universe was created.
Not the Colonel’s spices in KFC chicken.
No. Something much, much bigger:
This is outstanding news! This issue has vexed me my entire life! And now I have an answer! Time to go find all my missing socks!
Thank you so much, Science! Now get back to curing cancer, bad hair, and Chick-Fil-A only being open on Sunday!
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