Former Presidential candidate and Governor of Massachusetts Mitt Romney isn’t known for a great sense of humor. But he really made the folks in Iowa laugh out loud while campaigning for Republican Senate candidate Joni Ernst. This is a classic joke you’ll want to tell your friends today:
President Obama went to the bank to cash a check and he didn’t have his ID. And the teller said you’ve got to prove who you are.
He said, “How should I do that?” She said the other day Phil Mickelson came in, he didn’t have his ID but he set up a little cup on the ground, took a golf ball, putted it right into that cup so they knew it was Phil Mickelson. They cashed his check.
And then Andre Agassi came in. And Andre Agassi didn’t have his ID either. He put a little target on the wall, took a tennis ball and racquet– hit it onto that target time and again. We knew that was Andre Agassi so we cashed his check.
And she said to him, “Is there anything you can do to prove who you are?” And he [Obama] said, “I don’t have a clue.”
And she said, “Well, Mr. President, do you want your money in small bills or large bills.”
Via The Free Beacon
This joke is funny because it is true. President Barack Obama has failed America from everything to healthcare to border security… and now the spread of Ebola. He is an incompetent President who doesn’t care about the Constitution. And the best weapon against him his mockery and humor.
Well done, Mitt! Please share this story if you loved Romney’s joke.